When I'm Killin' Zombies - George Formby Parody by FluteJazz, literature
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When I'm Killin' Zombies - George Formby Parody
*To the tune of "When I'm Cleanin' Windows" by George Formby.
Now I go killin’ zombies to keep m’self alive
Wandering round the suburbs with me handy MP5
Now it's a job that don’t suit me
But zombie killer you would be
If you could see the hell I see
When I’m killin’ zombies
Armageddon’s just a blast!
If only virus worked that fast
The things I do to save me arse
When I’m killin’ zombies
In my profession I'll work hard
But I'll never stop
I'll kill these blasted zombies
Until I’ve had me lot
The zombie bride, she looks divine
The groom escaped her just in time
A wedding’s just a
It's been a heavy day.
There's something on my mind.
You can't just blame me for
The feelings you can't find.
The past is the past, let's keep it that way.
My life's getting better and I've got to say.
I don't miss you.
We're both better off this way.
It's not that I dislike you; I think you're just fine.
I wish you could be happier more of the time.
Life isn't perfect and life isn't fair.
You play your cards however you dare.
See you.
Another day.
Wishing you the best,
But it's better I don't stay.
See you.
Goodbye forever!
We only hurt ourselves too much,
When we stick together.
Friends aren't always forever.
Love doesn't always last